that one girl

Ask me anything   illinois girl,
college artist,
pretty odd
wee bit nerdy
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IG: misscorilynne

thereal-khaldrago:

Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel”

This made my night.

ahhh this is really cute

THEY’RE TRYING SO HARD

Are they saying squirtle?

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— 6 hours ago with 80469 notes

“Human beings are the only animals who have to work, and I think that is the most ridiculous thing in the world. Other animals make their livings by living, but people work like crazy, thinking that they have to in order to stay alive. The bigger the job, the greater the challenge, the more wonderful they think it is. It would be good to give up that way of thinking and live an easy, comfortable life with plenty of free time. I think that the way animals live in the tropics, stepping outside in the morning and evening to see if there is something to eat, and taking a long nap in the afternoon, must be a wonderful life. For human beings, a life of such simplicity would be possible if one worked to produce directly his daily necessities. In such a life, work is not work as people generally think of it, but simply doing what needs to be done.”
Masanobu Fukuoka

“Human beings are the only animals who have to work, and I think that is the most ridiculous thing in the world. Other animals make their livings by living, but people work like crazy, thinking that they have to in order to stay alive. The bigger the job, the greater the challenge, the more wonderful they think it is. It would be good to give up that way of thinking and live an easy, comfortable life with plenty of free time. I think that the way animals live in the tropics, stepping outside in the morning and evening to see if there is something to eat, and taking a long nap in the afternoon, must be a wonderful life. For human beings, a life of such simplicity would be possible if one worked to produce directly his daily necessities. In such a life, work is not work as people generally think of it, but simply doing what needs to be done.”

Masanobu Fukuoka

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— 7 hours ago with 21400 notes

radicalmuscle:

dynastylnoire:

yagazieemezi:

French artist Xoil has a characteristic tattooing style that looks like he has stamped, stenciled, or drawn directly with a felt-tip pen on his clients’ bodies.

Best post I gave Tumblr (you’re welcome) lol.

I really want some tats like this

I kinda want at least one tat like this.

— 7 hours ago with 126905 notes
Better on my own

So this whole week and a half my family and I are suppose to be in Florida for vacation. We left 48 hours ago and spent almost half of it driving. Just got the call that my grandpa died so were headed home. I wasn’t close to him. He never did much concerning us execpt when my grandma was was around. The last couple years his health was not the best. My mom has done everything and more to take care of him while my uncle, who lives 2 houses away from him, hasn’t done anything. My grandpa fell earlier this week and went to the hospital. He was doing great and was released to a short term rehab Friday. He died around midnight. So we are on our way home. I feel bad I’m a bit more upset about our vacation, call me heartless at least I’m being honest. Maybe if I knew him better then I’d be upset. I’m upset for my mom though. I don’t want her to go through this. She’s done so much she needed a break. She blames herself cause she wasn’t there. The first time in quite a few years she’s tried to do anything for herself.
I’m upset because my sister and I are the ones to console her. My dads the one she goes to to beg not to be mad at her. To not be disappointed in her. She’s holding on to him crying and begging in a hotel in clearwater and he doesn’t even hold her. He doesn’t hug her or seem concerned until my sister and o start crying in horror that our mom is actually begging our dad not to hate her because her father died and we have to cut our vacation short. I feel bad I I’m not totally upset my grandpa died, that I knew it was just a matter of time. I feel bad that at that moment I felt a first real spark of hate for my own dad. he had put her down before a lot and has even done it to my sister and I a lot. But I feel like your partner should be there for you. I don’t think your children should be the only ones there for you.
My mom is the most selfless, caring, loving person I know and she deserves the world and more.

I see my parents and I don’t want a relationship. I’m better on my own. Happier on my own.

— 4 days ago

I just don’t want to be alone again

— 1 week ago
mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

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— 1 week ago with 257836 notes
thereal-khaldrago:

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried


😂😂😂

thereal-khaldrago:

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

😂😂😂

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— 1 week ago with 401749 notes

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

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— 1 week ago with 202565 notes

jabberwockypie:

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

Definitely better than SAD ANIMALS.

I’ve definitely had pets who clearly thought I was a complete dumbass.

When I was little we had a cat who … you know, I don’t actually remember his original name (as is so common with cats especially) but we called him Shower Buddy.

And EVERY DAY Shower Buddy would sit on the toilet in the bathroom and just YOWL at my mom taking a shower. Like “OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT’S *WATER*. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!”

EVERY. DAY.

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— 1 week ago with 109463 notes

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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— 1 week ago with 135538 notes