that one girl

Ask me anything   illinois girl,
college artist,
pretty odd
wee bit nerdy
21
IG: misscorilynne

I just don’t want to be alone again

— 19 hours ago
mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

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— 19 hours ago with 254214 notes
thereal-khaldrago:

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried


😂😂😂

thereal-khaldrago:

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

😂😂😂

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— 19 hours ago with 373934 notes

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

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— 19 hours ago with 191563 notes

jabberwockypie:

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

Definitely better than SAD ANIMALS.

I’ve definitely had pets who clearly thought I was a complete dumbass.

When I was little we had a cat who … you know, I don’t actually remember his original name (as is so common with cats especially) but we called him Shower Buddy.

And EVERY DAY Shower Buddy would sit on the toilet in the bathroom and just YOWL at my mom taking a shower. Like “OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT’S *WATER*. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!”

EVERY. DAY.

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— 19 hours ago with 74690 notes

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

image

Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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— 19 hours ago with 127021 notes
that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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— 19 hours ago with 91169 notes

listoflifehacks:

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Microwave Snacks You Can Make In A Mug Part 1 Here

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— 19 hours ago with 12555 notes