welcome to the tea party

Ask me anything   illinois girl,
college artist,
pretty odd
wee bit nerdy
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IG: misscorilynne

kpda:

In this moment, I just realized that this is my new motto and AHS Coven meant for this line to be encouraging.

(Source: mrgolightly, via asylumaniac)

— 1 hour ago with 119981 notes

wanna know how to keep yourself from scratching the sun burn on your back and shoulders?

arm day

you wont be able to reach that shit for a few days.

I look like a damn bear scratching my back on every available surface

— 3 hours ago

thereal-khaldrago:

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

Tell him

— 6 hours ago with 58094 notes

ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

(via cornputer)

— 6 hours ago with 268307 notes
corinnaballerina:

Story time with my boyfriend. I’m laying on my boyfriend’s chest and he asks if I need a pillow. I told him I already had the perfect pillow. He stopped for a second and said that a  man had to have invented the pillow. I asked why he thought that and he said that a caveman had to of been laying around with his girl and she was laying on him and he was on a rock and found it very uncomfortable. So he killed a duck and stuffed the feathers into woven grass( my suggestion of animal hide was shot down). So he used this pillow as he pulled his girl close every night.

Lurking on my old blog and found this. I might have chuckled a bit while remembering this

corinnaballerina:

Story time with my boyfriend. I’m laying on my boyfriend’s chest and he asks if I need a pillow. I told him I already had the perfect pillow. He stopped for a second and said that a man had to have invented the pillow. I asked why he thought that and he said that a caveman had to of been laying around with his girl and she was laying on him and he was on a rock and found it very uncomfortable. So he killed a duck and stuffed the feathers into woven grass( my suggestion of animal hide was shot down). So he used this pillow as he pulled his girl close every night.

Lurking on my old blog and found this. I might have chuckled a bit while remembering this

— 8 hours ago with 2 notes
corinnaballerina:

l’est en faisant n’importe quoi qu’on devient n’importe qui - remi gaillard

corinnaballerina:

l’est en faisant n’importe quoi qu’on devient n’importe qui - remi gaillard

— 8 hours ago with 1 note

Things I Say While Driving

Me:Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me:If I miss that green light because of you...
Me:You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:Nope, roof rack.
— 8 hours ago with 351636 notes